April 15th, 2012
I don’t like ass kissers, flag wavers or team players. I like people who buck the system. Individualists. I often warn people: “Somewhere along the way, someone is going to tell you, ‘There is no “I” in team.’ What you should tell them is, ‘Maybe not. But there is an “I” in independence, individuality and integrity.’” Avoid teams at all cost. Keep your circle small. Never join a group that has a name. If they say, “We’re the So-and-Sos,” take a walk. And if, somehow, you must join, if it’s unavoidable, such as a union or a trade association, go ahead and join. But don’t participate; it will be your death. And if they tell you you’re not a team player, congratulate them on being observant.
April 14th, 2012
Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.
September 13th, 2011
When some of these cardinals and bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I’ll be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion.
George Carlin (via depressingfacts)

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May 26th, 2011
Now if you think you do have rights, one last assignment for you. Next time you’re at the computer, get on the Internet, go to Wikipedia. When you get to Wikipedia, in the search field for Wikipedia, I want you to type in “Japanese Americans 1942” and you’ll find out all about your precious fucking rights, Okay? All right. You know about it. In 1942, there were 110,000 Japanese American citizens in good standing, law-abiding people who were thrown into internment camps simply because their parents were born in the wrong country. That’s all they did wrong. They had no right to a lawyer, no right to a fair trial, no right to a jury of their peers no right to due process of any kind. The only right they had: “Right this way” into the internment camps! Just when these American citizens needed their rights the most, their government took them away! And rights aren’t rights if someone can take them away. They’re privileges. That’s all we’ve ever had in this country, is a bill of temporary privileges. And if you read the news even badly, you know that every year the list gets shorter and shorter. You see all, sooner or later. Sooner or later, the people in this country are gonna realize the government does not give a fuck about them! The government doesn’t care about you, or your children, or your rights, or your welfare or your safety. It simply does not give a fuck about you! It’s interested in its own power. That’s the only thing. Keeping it and expanding it wherever possible.

- George Carlin, You Have No Rights (via coeus)

I just visited the internment camp up in eastern california, Manzanar. I took a my swedish friends to show them something they had probably not heard of before. Only a replica of the guard tower which used to have machine guns pointed inward toward the prisoners.

The only real thing that stands today is the monument in the graveyard.

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May 10th, 2011
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- George Carlin

- George Carlin

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February 21st, 2011

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missworld:

Pro-Life is Anti-Woman - George Carlin

I have posted this video probably 12 times but it will never be too much. 

[Wanna know something fucking creepy? I posted this same video exactly a year ago. Weeeeiiird. And awesome.]

George Carlin. I WORSHIP YOU!

We miss you!

I will never not re-blog this. Especially now.

February 6th, 2011

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November 30th, 2010
Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.
George Carlin