eeveelives:

There is a strong possibility that most of money I made today will be going in strippers g-strings.

eddyizm:

Not bad. I only lost one follower tonight. I was expecting more. But the best part was I followed two more. I need to follow more. 

but i still can’t figure out spotify.

Romney’s 5 point plan he simultaneously won’t say and won’t shut up about it

stfusexists:

empire-business:

stfusexists:

• Increase oil and coal production
• Increase trade
• School choice, screw the teachers’ unions
• Balance the budget
• Champion small business

HOW. HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW. PLEASE TELL ME HOW. TELL ME. HOW. 

pretty fucking easy 

We have oil here for a century and more, why not fucking use it, and ya know, clean coal is a thing. 

Increase trade…pretty easy just look at what obama has been trying to do, I think they see eye to eye here besides what kind of trade they’re looking at 

School choice is excellent and lets schools compete. My school district is attended by 25% school-choicers and because of that we have an EXCELLENT school, SO MUCH OPPORTUNITY, it’s really a fantastic thing. 

Balance the budget? We did it Wisconsin, we can do it elsewhere. 

Champion small businesses by….championing small business

was that really THAT fucking hard? 

I feel like you twats try to stay ignorant so in order to live in your own bliss 

You have snarked and slurred the wrong political junkie, friend-o.

You want to talk fossil fuels? Okay, how about this: every ounce of fossil fuels that will ever be on the earth are on the earth right now. Drilling for more oil, at the expense of our water, our natural parks, and wildlife preserves is NOT a long-term solution - in fact, it’s not any kind of solution! And let’s stop ignoring the fact that our imports of foreign oil are at a two-decade low under Obama. Talk about an inconvenient truth!

Clean coal is not a thing. There is not coal that doesn’t pollute our air. And hello, mountain top removal? Is there anyone who thinks destroying mountains doesn’t contribute to an increase in natural disasters and severe weather? Because for someone who is so damn snarky about things that are “obvious,” you seem pretty obtuse when it comes to the simple math of barrier removal = clear path for wind, rain, and tornadoes. What, are you staying ignorant in order to stay in your own bliss?

“Increase trade…pretty easy” - okay, then explain it, smartass.

School choice isn’t “a fantastic thing.” It has incredibly negative effects on low-income children. Rich people move their kids to other schools, poor schools can’t compete and pay teachers competitively, and schools close until there are no options for poor and minority students. Don’t believe me? Here you go. I don’t know what your school being attended by people who like this idea has to do with anything, but I’m pretty sure it’s the empty-headed, vacuous shooting off at the mouth that the rest of your response was. 

Oh, you balanced the budget in Wisconsin? I got news for you champ - SO DID EVERY OTHER STATE BECAUSE THEY ARE LITERALLY CONSTITUTIONALLY OBLIGATED TO. I have to question how “fantastic” your school is if you have no idea about the obligations of state vs federal government. This is fourth grade social studies level of knowledge, and you don’t have it. And yet, you think you’re qualified to tell me that I’M an ignorant twat.

“Championing small businesses by championing small businesses.” Why…why do you speak? Do you think this added anything? REPEATING IS NOT EXPLAINING. TAUTOLOGY IS NOT STRATEGY. Seriously, what does this mean? Should the president read a list of small businesses every week while Eye of the Tiger plays and cheerleaders do stunts? Should he just say in the State of the Union “SMALL BUSINESS IS THE CATS’ PAJAMAS AND ALSO THE BEES KNEES!”

This is the kind of simple-minded nonsense that has no place in presidential politics.  The fact that you just delivered this snotty diatribe that is completely devoid of any sophistication or critical thinking is exactly the reason that Obama doesn’t have the election in the bag. I award you no points, and may the next blogger you piss off have more mercy on your soul. 

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